If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
avengers meme: (7/8) characters : James “Rhodey” Rhodes
↳ If you want this suit, you’re going to have to pry my cold dead body out of it.
IS THAT A FUCKING PAPER TOWEL
part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
my babies -
they would so make fun of Roy’s mustach
At first I just liked this beautiful art piece. Once I saw the reflections in the window it became a must-reblog.
Fuck yeah Oglaf!
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.
it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy
woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D
Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing! EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?
They cant fix the economy
Cute little marshmallows
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
I died at hakuna your tatas
Ok. So. I was searching some old deviant favorites and i came across a fairly popular piece of animation:
So i decided to do a Sherlock spinoff of it.
Original concept is all B1dn1 on deviantart, I simply made it Sherlockian.
HAHAHA EMMY’S DORIS MACY’S ANIMATION WAS ONE OF MY FAVES dslfjksdlgsdgsdg